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our founding fathers died so that I could wear thigh-high socks, cute makeup, and go to Walmart. and live.

tags from faultyplants:  #and by God I'm LivingALT

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

urbanfantasyinspiration

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

urbanfantasyinspiration

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sad-and-woeful:
“redpandarascal:
“Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.
It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.
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Reblog if you want...

Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.

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It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.

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Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000

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The absolute coolest bubble machine ever. I love love LOVE bubbles. This bubble machine produces a ton of bubbles and is so very neat to look at. It’s different. So much fun. 😊

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They have a smaller and cheaper version!

Check it out HERE!

Oh man, kid’s parties are gonna be so fucking lit!

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johnwickofficial

I have never wanted a bubble gun more in my life then right now

Imagine people messing around with bubble wands and stuff, AND THEN SOMEONE PULLS OUT THE MINIGUN OF SOAPY ORBS

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me about to brighten someones day

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brunhiddensmusings:
“dingdongyouarewrong:
“lastvalyrian:
“the-a-j-universe:
“katy-l-wood:
“blondebrainpower:
“In 1930 the Indiana Bell building was rotated 90°. Over 34 days, the 22-million-pound structure was moved 15 inch/hr… all while 600...
blondebrainpower

In 1930 the Indiana Bell building was rotated 90°. Over 34 days, the 22-million-pound structure was moved 15 inch/hr… all while 600 employees still worked there. There was no interruption to gas, heat, electricity, water, sewage, or the telephone service they provided. No one inside felt it move.

What.

Just…just to prove they could?

you know what. fuck you *rotates your house*

imagine going on vacation for a month and then you come back

it was fascinating that this was pretty rampant not just in the 1930s but as far back as the 1850s, and accomplished just by a lot of guys using screw jacks like the kind you hoist a car up with in tom and jerry cartoons

the basic idea is that you need a sewer system…. but your city already exists, so the logical options are either to start digging under the city and risk collapse or just hoist the buildings up about six feet to build under them

and, well, now that the buildings are lifted up, is there a better place we want to put some of them?

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youd just sit drinking some coffee, watching a hotel go down the street, like any other tuesday

*grabs my own ass* nice

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bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

twinkcommunist

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

lsleofskye:
“The things we do for a view..
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juliamstarr:
“Instagram
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funnytwittertweets

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unclefather:
“thank you
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thank you